The Secret to Male Fashion
The best male fashion is dressing as close to Willy Wonka as you can without anyone else making that connection. Blending complementary textures, patterns, colors. Strategic layering. Tasteful accessories. In short, making a statement. And on the other side, avoiding the box-set button-down/tie/blazer combos that are always too fluorescent, too plastic, and too uniform. If your shirt and tie came together in a sealed plastic bag, throw 'em out. The best outfits dance that knife's edge between subtlety and Wonka-esque creativity. Personally, I would describe my particular angle as being Wonka if he smoked cigars and read books by Cormac McCarthy. (I do neither of these things, because I am (1) health-conscious and (2) functionally illiterate.) I am an idiot savant in this subject, so follow me for more male fashion advice.
